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What: “No One Lives” (Star and a half)

Starring: Luke Evans, Adelaide Clemens, Derek Magyar, Beau Knapp, America Olivo

Directed by: Ryûhei Kitamura

Running time: 86 minutes

Rated: R for strong bloody violence, disturbing images, pervasive language and some sexuality/nudity

In a remote roadhouse on a rural back road, the young couple (Laura Ramsey and Luke Evans), towing all their worldly possessions in a trailer for their cross-country move, are just settling in for dinner when the thugs arrive. And they’re accosted.

“We don’t want any trouble.”

When has that line ever dissuaded anyone from doing their worst? Never.

What the couple doesn’t know, but we do, is that these five backwoods Goths have just botched a simple burglary and had to slaughter a family that interrupted the heist. And no matter what their brutish leader (Lee Tergesen) says, no matter what steps Amber (Lindsey Shaw) takes to intervene, there’s no defusing hothead Flynn (Derek Magyar).

When the five have nabbed the pair, they ransack their car and discover another woman (Adelaide Clemens) hidden there. It’s only when the blood spatters and the screams peal into the long, dark night that we figure out why this is titled “No One Lives.”

Ryûhei Kitamura (“The Midnight Meat Train”), working from first-time writer David Cohen’s script, wrings a few jolts and some mordant laughs out of this “Last House on the Left” variation of an overly familiar formula.

“No One Lives” has to give away its biggest, best secret (the killers have messed with the wrong guy) far too early for its own good. The victims may be brave, but their response to this turnabout doesn’t make them put on their thuggish thinking caps. That robs the picture of suspense, though the odd moment of compassion kicks in, making us fear for this or that character’s fate.

Kitamura and Cohen try to finesse these gaping holes in the picture by giving their serial killer a sick sense of humor to go with his twisted “hobby.”

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