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First Posted: 3/28/2013

Good heavens, are they buttons? Gears? The clockwork innards of some newfangled invention?

No, no, no. Look closely and you will see this is a collection of hub caps. So, somewhere, lots of cars must be driving around with only three classy, finishing touches to their wheels.

Or two. Or one.

Or none.