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TODAY
As humans, we have a tendency to pigeonhole ourselves. We are cat people or dog people. Does our beer taste great or is it less filling? Paper or plastic? Boxers or briefs? Well, you can add one more way to define your life today.
Do you celebrate National Organize Your Home Office Day or National Chip and Dip Day? Both “holidays” are on the calendar for March 23. So ask yourself this: Are you going to spruce up your home office or are you going to settle down with a nice bag of chips and a bowl full of dip goodness? Either way, enjoy.

TONIGHT
Are you looking to get a little magic in your life? Well, My Network TV has a night of prestidigitous entertainment in its hat for you. It starts at 8 p.m. with the tricks of the “Masters of Illusion.” At 9 p.m., you can see how some of the illusions are done on “Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed.”
Maybe they’ll show how Bullwinkle kept pulling a rhinoceros or lion out of his hat instead of a rabbit.

TOMORROW
For all you fast-talking, on-the-go Scrantonians out there, take a load off and relax with a little Civil War era music at the Abington Community Library in Clarks Summit. The event is sponsored by the Pennsylvania Humanities Council and begins at 7 p.m.

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